My Beloved Wine Cooler

I would like to take a moment of silence for my deceased wine cooler!  (Pause)

You were once so happy and cool!  You gathered all my tasty bottles of vino in one spot and cooled them to just the right drinking temperature! 

You must have been depressed from the past 8 months of neglect.  You had to sit there on the counter all lonely and abused.  The stress must have gotten to you.  You lost all energy; you couldn't even run the fan that cooled you down.

This is our official goodbye Mr. Wine Cooler!  Thanks again for all those chilled favors you did me.  RIP!