Tuesday, August 17, 2010

My Beloved Wine Cooler

I would like to take a moment of silence for my deceased wine cooler!  (Pause)

You were once so happy and cool!  You gathered all my tasty bottles of vino in one spot and cooled them to just the right drinking temperature! 

You must have been depressed from the past 8 months of neglect.  You had to sit there on the counter all lonely and abused.  The stress must have gotten to you.  You lost all energy; you couldn't even run the fan that cooled you down.

This is our official goodbye Mr. Wine Cooler!  Thanks again for all those chilled favors you did me.  RIP!


  1. I'm sorry! Probably twice as depressing b/c you haven't been able to partake in so long. You'll just have to do the redneck thing and cool them in the fridge, like me! :)

  2. RIP ;-( Do you need some help in getting rid of the wine? ;-)


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